I woke up a little bit ago to something sorta pinching my neck and squeaking in my ear and I thought, oh, it’s probably the tag on my shirt rubbing against my neck or something (I’ve heard shirt tags make similar noises to this), so I went into the bathroom to check it out and THERE WAS A HUGE BUG ON MY NECK AND I ALMOST DIED
IM STILL SHAKING
I CAN FEEL BUGS EVERYWHERE NOW AND WHEN I LOOK THERE’S NOTHING
Look at that. That thing was on my NEEEEECCKKK
I feel dirty now. I’m gonna go shower, and maybe burn my clothing, and my sheets, and my mattress…
(Oh I killed it, btw, if you were wondering. I wouldn’t let that beast live in my house. Ugh. Goodbye.)
UPDATE: I told my mother and she brought to my attention that BUGS TYPICALLY DONT SQUEAK.
Also, I went back to throw it away and iT WASNT THERE. THE BUG IS GONE. CODE RED. IM GONNA GET KILLED BY A MUTANT INSECT.