Doctor Horrible

As you may have inferred from the title, this post is about Doctor Horrible. I don’t typically do reviews, but I feel like I should review this one. I’ll try not to spoil anything for you, because spoilers suck.

Doctor Horrible’s Sing Along Blog. I’d noticed it on Netflix a couple times before, always thought it was geared towards children, and therefore didn’t watch it. (Come on, “sing along blog?” What adult thing is a sing along blog?) However, I saw a post and it was talking about how sad DH was, so, being the feels-seeker I am, looked it up and watched it. Its a 3-part musical tragicomedy and it has AMAZING music. But Joss Whedon was in charge of it. That should have been warning enough to stay away , but I was curious. (Curiosity killed the feels. Over and over and over…)

See, I’m insane, so anything that has me in a sobbing mess at the end is great, in my eyes. Needless to say, I loved it. BUT MY FEELS OW I DIDNT WANT THIS

Yeah, it has Neil Patrick Harris playing Dr. Horrible, the protagonist and villian. Nathan Fillion plays his nemesis, Captain Hammer (who BTW is a rly inappropriate character. If you can’t watch “How I Met Your Mother” or “The Big Bang Theory” because of content, then stay away.) Felicia Day plays Penny, the love interest. And Simon Helberg isn’t a big part, but he’s there as Dr. Horrible’s friend. (He plays Howard Wolowitz in TBBT)

My heart is shattered. I’m now gonna go listen to all the songs again and possibly rewatch it a couple times. Because sad is happy for deep people.

DONT TOUCH ME

~Coolio out

YouTube

LISTEN UP YA LITTLE TICTACS

SOMEONE SCREWED UP YOUTUBE AND I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

*storytime* I’ve been noticing little weird things about it, like taking down a couple lyric videos for a couple of songs. I got a little upset but it didn’t seem too bad, so I let it slide. HOWEVER today I decided to make myself feel nostalgic, and so went on Owl City spree, y’know, Vanilla Twilight, Cave In, Bird and the Worm, etc. However. When I looked up Bird and the Worm, all I got were live videos, covers, and sped up versions. Lemme just tell you: I HATE LIVE VIDEOS. I HATE SPED UP VERSIONS. AND I. HATE. AMATEUR. COVERS. ESPECIALLY WHEN ALL I WANT IS THAT SAD, NOSTALGIC FEELING I GET FROM OLDER OWL CITY. The same thing happened with Cave In and a couple (I use the term loosely) Panic! At The Disco songs. (OMG you guys I loooooove panic at the disco soooo much ahhh)

I AM AN ANGRY OWL CITIZEN

GRRRRR

OH OH OH AND My phone won’t plAY THE SIXTH NIGHT VALE IT WONT SHOW UP IN SEARCHES IM FREAKING OUT

No but seriously, YouTube needs to get it together. I need my nostalgia and my Night Vale. Yeah ~Coolio out

um hi guys. (still not creative I just wanna talk)

Okay I’m kind of uncomfortable with this site still. Idk how to work it and stuff. And literally ALL THE PEOPLE ON HERE are serious about things. I AM THE LEAST SERIOUS PERSON ALIVE. I AM A FANGIRL AND AM UNCOMFORTABLE HIDING MY FANGIRLYNESS LIKE HALF OF YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE DOING. I like being able to get on a website and do/say stuff w/o my family looking over my shoulder and my not-as-close friends judging me harshly (obvs not you boorat. Ur perf). I feel like this is my equivalent to a YouTube channel, in which I don’t have to show my face. (I’m rly self-conscious. I try not to be but yknow. Human nature does as it pleases) I also feel like I’m not funny. Ever. (Except when doing stupid things or telling stupid jokes. And then, they’re usually inside jokes. Which brings me and my friends closer, but I can’t really share that humour with other people.)

Yeah that was gonna go somewhere but I lost it so… HEY HOW BOUT I TALK ABOUT MY HATRED OF G3 MY LITTLE PONY

Yeah, it’s kinda stupid but g3 makes me mad bcuz they’re so unattractive. Look at that and tell me it isn’t ugly.

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And they have some stupid names too I mean “tink-a-tink-a-too”? “Baby pink sunsparkle”? Wooow Rainbow Dash is 20 percent cooler than those names, at least.

And g4 ponies are fun and I love them because color schemes and nice drawing and names and I really relate with fluttershy like a lot man. And there was an entire episode in which the CMC were trying to get Cheerilee a date (which ended up as Big Mac, don’t tell me that’s not funny or cute). AND THEN Cheerilee was all like “its cool being alone on valentines day. Besides my Special Pony will be there someday” and I think that’s awesome. “Kids, a girl/boyfriend isn’t everything. Don’t freak out when ur alone on V-day. You’ll find him/her someday.”

Yeah. There’s my opinion on g3 and g4. Maybe I’ll do another post addressing my feelings on the other generations later. ~Coolio, out

(And here’s my phone background for you curious cats)

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I am running out of titles you guys.

So a couple months ago, my friend showed me this youtube series and she said it was really funny. So, naturally, I put off watching it, for a couple different reasons:

1) I hate watching videos when my family is in the house. Like, I’ll just be chilling, minding my own business when BAM in comes a little demon to ruin my fun. And you see, the thing is, when whoever comes in, the video or screenshot or whatever is at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT IT COULD BE ON. Usually this entails inappropriate jokes, swear words, and other stuff I don’t mind or care about. But that seems to be the only thing anyone can ever see or hear. So this has resulted in my natural instinct to be “hide the screen. Idc if there’s no one else in the house right now. Someone’s gonna see.” (That is part of my self-diagnosed paranoia, which I’ll talk about another time.) Which means that anyone in the room with me thinks I’m hiding something. IM NOT A MURDERER YOU GUYS, YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME. Long story short, my mom doesn’t trust me. At all. Ever.

2) School. ‘Wow u actually do schoolwork’ yah shut up I don’t completely not care… What I do is I talk myself into procrastinating, but I convince myself that I’m not allowed to write stories (which is productive), post on any social media website (not so productive), or do anything other than whine to myself about how hard the work is and daydream about what I’m gonna do when I end up staying up till 2 in the morning working on some stupid project. Yeah I’m a bad person.

3) I’m just literally really lazy. Its gotten to the point that I procrastinate my TV shows and my youtubers (usually because reason one or because I’m just selfish and don’t want to share my babies with the uncultured swines(?) I live with)

BUT NOW I don’t have schoolwork, and I can sit on my phone and watch videos late into the night.

So on to that video series: Bravest Warriors. It is my new favorite thing, rivaled only by Sherlock, Doctor Who, Nightvale, and Dan&Phil. I can’t explain it, except that its kinda like Adventure Time (which I love, btw). Seriously, just go watch it.

SHERLOCK FEELS

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwntNANJCOE

I’m gonna start this post off with a video I literally just watched two seconds ago. And let me just say HDIAGWHICJSBHWUDJR SHERLOCK PLEASE WINK AT ME AGAIN I CANT BREATHE RIGHT NOW MAN HALP

IT WAS JUST LIKE BLINK (from Doctor Who, you uncultured swine)

JAWN WAS LIKE ‘WAT SHERLOCK WAT R U DOIN’

I TRIED NOT TO SCREAM

SHERLOCK

GAWSH

MARRY

ME

PLEASE

BBY

HES SO CUUUUUUTE AHImage

Creativity

Conglomeration Nation

Soo… a while ago Coolio showed me this youtube video that I had never seen. I seriously couldn’t believe that she would show it to me, though. It’s freaky and creepy. It’s freapy. I’m totally serious. One of my friends showed their little sister the video and couldn’t sleep for most of the night. I’m not saying that I would do the same thing to that level, but it thoroughly freaked me out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

And then you can see how children react to it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXQYd8BDmug

I hope that you enjoyed this video! Even though I thought that it was freapy, I still wanted to watch it again.

I know. Weird.

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One Ring. And other things. And Connor Franta appreciation post…

Aright aright aright aright aright aright aright aright aright ALRIGHTY YOU GUYS

‘TIS CHRISTMAS DAY. THE SUN IS SHINING. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING (I’m assuming here I haven’t set foot outside all day) AND IM CHILLING EATING RAISINETS AND WATCHING YOUTUBE

Now. I have reached chapter three in the Fellowship of the Ring and it makes me happy. But I have learned that I have been losing my love of reading. I would rather eat, internet, and sleep than read a good book. I don’t even know myself anymore. (I mean if its a REALLY good book that I can’t put down, then you bet ur shoe I’m gonna stay up til kingdom come finishing that diggity darn book) I feel like this is the entire reason kindles were made, and that I’m just joining the new crowd a lot later than most people. (Please tell me if any of you are overly obsessed with the internet and food. I don’t want to be alooone)

ANYWAYS my darling friend princessfairyzooboo (follow her, she’s fab and is an amazing writer) (zooboo I’m assuming here. Your name and picture bring to mind a female, more specifically snow white. Dont be offended when I visualize you as snow white). ANYWAY SHE showed me to the lovely Connor Franta. I will now write a haiku about him:

Your eyes are perfect.

I’m glad I can stalk you now.

Your voice makes me smile.

I’m not insane. ~Coolio will now leave you with some Connor Franta pictures love ya!

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Seriously though. This man could be a male model or something. Now go watch his videos, he’s great. GO GO GO GO GO

Sorryyyy

Dear followers, I’m extremely sorry if I don’t follow back. Trust me, you can’t understand how guilty I feel when I don’t follow back. But I don’t typically follow anyone who doesn’t post stuff I’ll actually look at. (That happened some other time and Homestuck kept appearing on my dash. It was scary. *shudders*) (If anyone wants to explain to me what Homestuck actually IS, feel free. I’m listening)

Ya, that’s all I came here to say. Later gators. ~Coolio

(For future reference, I follow anyone who posts original writing, I love budding authors.  I follow ANYTHING FANDOMS PLEASE (i.e. Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, all three, Nightvale, Harry Potter, Adventure Time, and certain bands (Relient K, Panic! at the Disco, Evanescence, Owl City, etc…)) ya okay bye)

Hey you guys

It’s beginning to look a lot like CHRISTMAS LALALALALALA SOON THE BELLS WILL START

Yep, it’s that time of year. Happy beautiful Christmas. Red and green sweaters EVERYWHERE. Christmas trees. Beautiful beautiful beautiful. And, in case you were wondering, yes I am a Christian. Christ is my Savior. (If you wanna talk to me about Christ or the bible or anything, for that matter, feel free. Comment on anything. This post, another post, tag me, whatever. Just know that I’m bad at A. Keeping up conversations and B. getting access to a computer. Sorry guys, love ya mean it)

But. Christmas is also a time of sobbing profusely in a corner. Wanna know why? MATT NO PLEASE STAY I LOVE YOU BABY OIHS:ERGJLKKKKKKKKKKKEHWS and now you know.

OH OH OH OH JANUARY AND SHERLOCK AND SERIES THREEEEEEEEEEEE

And I need to catch up on Supernatural (I just started season 2. Ya I’m slow…)

AND I’M trying to read the Lord of the Rings, but Tolkien is just so hard to read I just

I’m trying, keep that in mind. So I’ll hopefully be back with you lovely wonderful people sometime in the near future (maybe please)

I’ll leave you with a picture now (because it feels weird not leaving a picture on any of my posts…) ~Coolio out

Goodness he looks so soft and fuzzy and cuddly and cute awww *smiles*

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Jared needs to stop being so cute it’s hurting my heart. No no no no no it’s okay it’s a good pain I love you bby stay the same 5ever ❤

PUNSSS

Sooo… We need something lighthearted. Here you go. ~Coolio

Joke #1: Why do the French only use one egg in their omelets? Because in France, one egg is UN OUEF (have a frenchie say that) (it’s pronounced like “enough”)

Joke #2: Why are math teachers such good dancers? Because they have an algo-rhythm!

Joke #3: Math is like a 4n language to me.

Joke #4: So there’s a triathlon for cats going on, and these three cats are competing. Their names are One-Two-Three, Uno-Dos-Tres, and Un-Deux-Trois. The first parts are running and climbing, and they all do fine. But in the third part, swimming, only One-Two-Three and Uno-Dos-Tres made it to the finish. Poor little Un-Duex-Trois cat sank (quatre cinq) (Un = 1, Deux = 2, Trois = 3, Quatre = 4, Cinq = 5) (Its funnier if you speak French)

Sorry there are so few, I’m tired and lazy and can only think of these.

Leave any other jokes in the comments and I’ll add them to my arsenal.